Homonyms
There is another man with the same name as me. He is a professional bicyclist, and he is Swiss.
I figured this out when I kept getting emails to firstnamelastname@gmail , but my email is firstname.lastname- see that period? Gmail ignores it. I have no idea what his real email is, but I've been getting the occasional French email for 5+ years.
One of the emails had his mailing address on it- he was ordering some shoes from Puma. A great opportunity!
I sent him a postcard, asked him to email me and tell me his address so I could forward things on to him.
He completely ignored me.
I just got an email verification to log into a video dating website.. fuck that guy.